Oh, you silly, silly humans. Why all the nail biting, my dears? Clearly, at the beginning of this World Series, I promised you I would lift the curse. I signed the agreement with my hoof print, did I not?
Now, a goat such as myself may possess a good deal of deceptive qualities. But one thing I guarantee is my sincerity! A promise is a promise and I, Murphy the Billy Goat, namesake of the Billy Goat Tavern and former pet of Mr. William Sianis, am as good as my word.
The question of the Cubs winning was never in doubt.
What’s that you say? The rain? Yes, of course I sent the rain! And with it I brought a seventeen minute game delay.
There was a method to this madness, for it allowed the players to contemplate their fate. They regained their bearings and therefore could more fully appreciate their win! A well earned victory is far sweeter than a gain not toiled for. And so it was, I stretched that game out to all of ten innings, allowing the Cubs their spoils at just one mere point above their competitors!
What’s that you say? The suspense nearly killed you? Well now. Surely you can guess, it is my good pleasure to watch humankind sweat. I delight in seeing you on the edge of your seats! You are, after all, such naive creatures. I cannot help but toy with you. And yet, would you not agree, I created a most memorable situation? This is a game that will be etched in your minds for all of eternity.
In the end, the curse is broken. One hundred and eight years of bad luck has been ended at my bidding.
Oh, you need not thank me. Just remember me for what I am — a most honorable goat. I have but one request. I ask you never place me in ridiculous circumstances ever again. Leave me out of your ball parks!
Do not prop me upon your bar stools!
Do not make an advertisement of me! For the love of the cloven hoof, GIVE ME MY DIGNITY!
Instead allow me the peace of my barn and companionship of my fellow animals. If you do so, I will watch over your Cubs and give them cause for celebrations in many years to come. They are a young team, new in their history. They may have a most bright future.
I, the honorable Murphy, will serve them well.
** NOTE ** Read Murphy’s original story and promise here.
Murphy speaks and the world stops, to listen! 😀 nicely written.
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Thanks! Murphy is a good old goat 🙂
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Many congrats! And nicely written 🙂
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Thank you! We are so proud in Chicago!
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I was thinking of you and Murphy during the game last night. Great day for Chicago, great day for baseball!
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Haha, thanks for thinking of us! It is a fantastic day, a great statement of hope! 🙂
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Congratulations in breaking the curse. I know how you feel (Boston Red Sox). Revel in the moments.
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Thanks! Yes, I heard about that Red Sox curse as well! It is a sweet moment indeed 🙂
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Congrats Cubbies from a Cardinals fan. ( I thought the Goat might have been kidding) (moan)
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Thanks again St. Louis!! I guess the sly goat kept his bargain after all 🙂
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Reblogged this on elvendblog.
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Thanks murphy it nice
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Murphy says, “You are most welcome!” 🙂
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great
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Thank you! It is a fantastic win 🙂
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folback ya
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Thanks! 🙂
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you’re wellcom
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I am so glad the honorable Murphy has returned! I was wondering what he thought. He certainly made sure it was a memorable win. I don’t even follow baseball but I jumped out of my seat when the curse was broken. What a delightful and dignified goat Murphy is. 🙂
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I think my goal has become to make the world love Murphy!! He’s getting a lot of exposure. They put this story on Editor’s Choice today. I was thrilled 🙂
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Congratulations!! I went to the Editor’s Choice page and saw you there. I am so happy for you. You have written so many beautiful pieces you deserve the recognition.
I think you have achieved your goal. I love Murphy. I want to ask him out for a drink but I hear he has had enough of bars 😉
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LOL! Well maybe Murphy would join you for a walk in the forest 🙂
I was thrilled to make the Editor’s Choice page. Murphy is my lucky goat! I told my family ‘Cubs victory and my victory’ hehe. Thanks for your kind words, I am touched!! ❤
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Beautiful!
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Murphy! I love your writing! Could you please gimme some tips? I’m writing this blog by the name thebloodletters.wordpress.com . I’d love if you go thorugh it and share your opinion with me ☺
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Thanks, I will take a look 🙂
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I really do not care for baseball, however; it’s cool that they won the World Series after 108 years. That is a lonnnnnnggggg time. Huge accomplistment!
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Yes, definitely! Even non-baseball fans are in on this celebration! Thanks for reading 🙂
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A wise goat indeed!
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Yes, old Murphy came through! 🙂
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Its nice article. Actually I had also written 3 simple articles and published but did not get any comments. Not sure if its not been displayed to users or its really bad 😦 Can you just check if its available to you. My link is
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I would appreciate some comments even if its bad one.
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Great expression
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Thanks! Glad you liked it 🙂
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i am so glade that the cubs won
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ME TOO!!!! 🙂
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me to
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that was crazy
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i didn’t get to see it but i saw the new that they won
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It was a fantastic and crazy game!
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Great perspective!
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Thank you so much! Goats have a say too 🙂
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Forgive my ignorance – was the goat some kind of mascot?
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That’s OK Dave! The goat’s owner supposedly put a curse upon the ball team in the 1940’s. It would be best to read part one of this — Murphy explains it all — with Wiki links to actual story: https://witchlike.wordpress.com/2016/10/24/billy-goat-and-the-cubs/
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Yes, that helps, love what you did with the story!
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Thanks! After I wrote part one I realized outside of Chicago this would not be such common knowledge, so I added the links. However, now that our Cubs have WON — well, Murphy became well known too hehe 🙂
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LOL! Awesome piece! I love the perspectives you use in your writing. Refreshingly hilarious.
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Thanks Darryl! Goats have a voice too haha 🙂
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The goat has spoken. Yay Cubs! The curse is lifted,
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Yesss!! Cubs 4 ever 🙂
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magnificent..
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Thank you so much! 🙂
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Really inspiring
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Thank you! It is a great time to be inspired — by the goat and the Cubs and people! 🙂
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Nice Post!
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Thanks! Glad you liked it 🙂
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HOORAY!!!!!
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YAY!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Well done.
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Thank you so much!
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It was their season. If interested why, read this link.
Regards and goodwill blogging.
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Thanks for the link.
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🤗
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Thanks for reading 🙂
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That was a goat day to end the curse oh wise one! This is truly a funny read 😀 Go Cubs Go!
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Thanks, glad you liked it! Yes, they had a lot of ‘extreme measures’ to end the curse 🙂
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Congrats on the win!
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Thanks! It was a great day in Chicago!
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There were a lot of people in the Silicon Valley happy for Chicago and the Cubs.
It was a long and patient wait for Cub fans. Congratulations from a Giant’s fan.
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Awww, thanks so much Forrest! It was a win that left us reeling, we are still so happy 🙂
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Confidence,commitment it is better to keep trying and lose than just to quit because when you give up people tend to look at that.👍🏾
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Yes. They persisted long enough! And finally won 🙂
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I’m happy for them they showed the world what it is like to be persistent so hopefully the world will pick up where they left off.
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That is a great way to look at it! 🙂
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Isaac newton said for every action there is a positive or negative reaction I tend to try to show people the bright side of things.
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There is always a bright side 🙂
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The good thing is there will always be a bright side and the other good thing is bright side will always be better
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I love your optimism! 🙂
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Thank you
That is very kind Have a good day
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I absolutely loved this!
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Thanks so much! 🙂
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Thank for posting it,I loved t!
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Thanks so much! Glad you liked it 🙂
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Nice intelligent posting
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Thanks so much! My tribute to my team 🙂 Glad you liked it.
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Great work!
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Thanks so much! I couldn’t let this Chicago Cubs legend go unaddressed! 🙂
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